



Menu Home Contact me VariouslyStated Uncategorized SeptemDecem1 Minute. The 25 Funniest The Onion Headlines Of All Time. They first published it related to the Isla Vista killings in southern California in 2014. nocturnenecro: Onion Headline Meme, 1/Why is Odin allowed to be the father of anyone. There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.Īpart from this being a poignant comment of the lack of movement on gun control in America it is proving to be an evergreen article for The Onion.Īs of yesterday they have now shared the same article no fewer than seven times, usually following mass shootings.Įach time the article has been repurposed for a different shooting, with a few names changed here and there but the message remains the same. 'The plane leaves at 6:45 at night, and it takes a little while to park the car and get through security, so we should plan to get there no later than 4:45 a.m. This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them CARLISLE, MAPlanning for his family’s Saturday evening flight to Florida, local dad Walter Holbrook suggested arriving at the airport at least 14 hours early, sources confirmed. Quotes from ‘residents’ in the article reads as follows: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens - The Onion Onion)Īs you can guess the article strongly highlights facts about America has now experienced more than half of the world's last 50 mass shootings and people in the country are 20 times more likely to die due to gun violence than anything else.ĭespite all this the ‘people’ they speak to in the article are resigned to the fact that there is nothing anyone can do about the escalating rise of these massacres.
